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One of the Good Ones · Chris Distefano

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One of the Good Ones

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Anxiety · Chris Distefano

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Get ready to burst into laughter with this comedy skit on peanut allergies! Join us for some side-splitting humor and hilarious situations as we explore the lighter side of life with this common allergy. You won't want to miss it! #standupcomedy #chrisdistefano #comedyclub

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I Knew Straight White Guys Were Going Down · Chris Distefano

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I Knew Straight White Guys Were Going Down

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Co-Parenting My Daughter · Chris Distefano

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Whites on Twitter · Chris Distefano · E Scott Lindner · E Scott Lindner

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NHL Game on Edibles · Chris Distefano

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Nobody Cares · Chris Distefano

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Nobody Cares

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Pandy Wandy · Chris Distefano · E Scott Lindner · E Scott Lindner

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Comedy Central Stand-Up

In his special Size 38 Waist, Chris Distefano discusses his lifelong struggle with anxiety and imagines what his mafioso grandpa was like fighting in World War II. (Contains strong language.)

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When Chris Distefano’s Mafioso Grandpa Fought in WWII

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Chris first burst onto the scene as a standout on MTV’s talking heads franchise Guy Code/Girl Code, and was named one of the “funniest guys on MTV.” He went on to star in the IFC series Benders and serve as co-host of Netflix’s Ultimate Beastmaster.  Most recently, his Netflix special “Speshy Weshy” was received with rave reviews and is one of the streaming services most popular comedy specials. Currently, Chris is co-hosting the “HEY BABE!” podcast with Sal Vulcano, as well as his own podcast “CHRISSY CHAOS” on Patreon and YouTube.

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If a dwarf gives you mushrooms you have to take them…no exceptions.

Turning down shrooms from a hobbit is like turning down weed from snoop dog

&quot;I&#39;ll drive you home&quot; I just love responsible peer pressure

"I'll drive you home" I just love responsible peer pressure

His fucking laugh followed by the hyena laughing sent me. 😂

His evil little elf laugh kills me “you never know unless you try” 😂😂😂😂😂

“You’ll never know unless you try” “🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬”

“You’ll never know unless you try”
“🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬”

&quot;You never know unless you try&quot; While he smiles menacingly lmao

"You never know unless you try"
While he smiles menacingly lmao

i I have done shrooms in small doses a few times, but a couple days ago I took almost 4 grams and had my first actual trip.l believe I truly experienced ego death..

Can we just appreciate how he instantly offered him his shrooms. That&#39;s a bro right there

Can we just appreciate how he instantly offered him his shrooms. That's a bro right there

“When does it kick in” “In about an h-“ “It just kicked in” Lmfao

“When does it kick in”
“In about an h-“
“It just kicked in”
Lmfao

“What did you do then, you left?” is the most underrated part of this video😂

&quot;You went full psychopath...&quot; 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"You went full psychopath..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

when i met my wife i felt the same...i remember thinking if i could get with this girl i would never look at another girl...we have been married 11 years...

That&#39;s exactly how I felt when I first saw my wife, We just celebrated 44 year&#39;s of Marriage. I still get the feeling to this very day. I love her forever 💛

That's exactly how I felt when I first saw my wife, We just celebrated 44 year's of Marriage.  I still get the feeling to this very day.  
I love her forever 💛

I felt this way when I first saw my husband and I&#39;m not ashamed to say I still check him out and think he is fine as hell. We&#39;ve been married 13 years and have two kids. ✌️

I felt this way when I first saw my husband and I'm not ashamed to say I still check him out and think he is fine as hell. We've been married 13 years and have two kids. ✌️

He went for it man, that’s all I take away from this

Bruh , Bruh...yes believe it or not , as a man you gotta do it.i went through that before , I literally told a woman , I woudnt feel right as a man , if I didn&#39;t tell you your beautiful. she said thank you , but I&#39;m married , but I appreciate your compliment and blushed and had a smile across her face as she walked way .😁👍🏾👍🏾

Bruh , Bruh...yes believe it or not , as a man you gotta do it.i went through that before , I literally told a woman , 
I woudnt feel right as a man , if I didn't tell you your beautiful. 
she said thank you , but I'm married , but I appreciate your compliment and blushed and had a smile across her face as she walked way .😁👍🏾👍🏾

He said, &quot;I can&#39;t stop looking at you&quot;. She heard: &quot;Hi I&#39;m just like every other guy you&#39;ve met in your entire life&quot;.

He said, "I can't stop looking at you".
She heard: 
"Hi I'm just like every other guy you've met in your entire life".

As a straight woman, even I have been left completely speechless stuck staring at a woman, like wondering how they even exist THAT beautifully like and beautiful is the peak word to describe them, like gorgeous doesn&#39;t do it. I saw this girl in the airport sitting in the windowsill reading a book and oh my god I thought it was a movie scene. Her hair was just falling in front of her face and all you could see was her eyes over the top of the book. I wanted to take a picture of her because I wanted to draw her later bc I didn&#39;t have anything to draw with in that moment, but I COULDNT because I didn&#39;t want it to be weird but man. I hope I remember that image forever because she looked so beautiful and inquisitive and focused, I cant even describe her. If you were in the John Glenn International Airport in ohio on November 20th 2022 and you were reading some anime novel (I think) in the window sill - you. Are. Ethereal. You are exquisite. You&#39;re gorgeous. I don&#39;t even have words.

As a straight woman, even I have been left completely speechless stuck staring at a woman, like wondering how they even exist THAT beautifully like and beautiful is the peak word to describe them, like gorgeous doesn't do it.
I saw this girl in the airport sitting in the windowsill reading a book and oh my god I thought it was a movie scene. Her hair was just falling in front of her face and all you could see was her eyes over the top of the book. I wanted to take a picture of her because I wanted to draw her later bc I didn't have anything to draw with in that moment, but I COULDNT because I didn't want it to be weird but man. I hope I remember that image forever because she looked so beautiful and inquisitive and focused, I cant even describe her. If you were in the John Glenn International Airport in ohio on November 20th 2022 and you were reading some anime novel (I think) in the window sill - you. Are. Ethereal. You are exquisite. You're gorgeous. I don't even have words.

I felt this way about a girl at a bar. I was cool at first and got her to play a game of pool with me. After I was leaving I said she was legitimately the most beautiful girl I&#39;ve ever seen and asked if I could have her number and she said &quot;uhhh no&quot; lmao. Humbled me pretty good.

I felt this way about a girl at a bar. I was cool at first and got her to play a game of pool with me. After I was leaving I said she was legitimately the most beautiful girl I've ever seen and asked if I could have her number and she said "uhhh no" lmao. Humbled me pretty good.

&quot;Hey dad, I&#39;m just hanging with my wife and kids.&quot; &quot;I always knew you liked men.&quot;

"Hey dad, I'm just hanging with my wife and kids."
"I always knew you liked men."

I had a childhood friend that loved blueberries. Turns out he&#39;s gay AF. Thanks Chris!

I had a childhood friend that loved blueberries. Turns out he's gay AF. Thanks Chris!

Dad is sounding more SUS with every clip.

his dad should work at a movie theater with all the projecting he likes to do

He’s one of those “old school guy”s that’s clearly got a secret 😂

Calls the boy &quot;Chrissy&quot; and then constantly wonders if he&#39;s gay

Calls the boy "Chrissy" and then constantly wonders if he's gay

&quot;whoaa you blowin goofy?!&quot; took me out bro

"whoaa you blowin goofy?!" took me out bro

Somebody’s dad stuck in the closet real hard 😂

“My whole family thinks i’m gay, even my boyfriend thinks im gay”

“Blowin Goofy” is also a great way to say you’re smokin that good good.

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Welcome to Christories where comedian Chris Distefano tells you about a time in history. We uncover the REAL TRUTHS in World History that you may have not known about!  ** Disclaimer **The facts in these podcasts are sometimes not 100% accurate & these are jokes expressed by an entertainer. As we have done extensive independent research from credited publishers, you never know and encourage you to do your own research! 

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What happens at Disney stays at Disney. New cities for my tour have been added. Go to my site

Pet Parents really are something else

I usually post funny things but this clip connected with a lot of you. Thanks for all the support ❤️

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gender neutral generation #shorts

Bobby Lee learns about irish funerals #shorts

Part 1 of a wild story about my two gay friends. Part 2 is insane. Boston we added a showTix on sale

Worst Day in History #Shorts

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Is it Tub-o-Ware or Tupperware?! #shorts

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Meltdown on Hecklers #Shorts

This week's material is about my New York City First attitude and that it's ok to switch from Mets to Yankees for the sake of America! If you're rooting for the Dodgers in this World Series you're ok with blowing your parent's heads off and that's not cool!!! I talk to a french guy in the front row wearing capri pants about relationships in his country, my daughter leverages our FaceTime on stage for some Roblox, and I talk about what really solidified our victory over the British in the American Revolutionary War. Let me know how you liked this week's stuff in the comments and don't forget to like and subscribe. It really helps out a lot. And come see me live!

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World Series Stand Up

If the Dodgers win your parents ☠️. It is what it is. #worldseries #yankees #newyork

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Chris Distefano and guest Casey Rocket talk life in Austin, Texas, and Chris's fascination with the original 13 colonies. They joke about Casey's past on Kill Tony, his reputation for drinking Robitussin, and his quirky personality. The conversation also veers into random stories about Grimace becoming an unofficial mascot for the New York Mets and Casey’s comedic journey. Throughout, the two exchange offbeat banter about sex, aging, and American history, keeping the episode both chaotic and hilarious. 

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02:30 Strong and Black
06:00 Colony Rulez
10:10 Fent Feins Feinin’
14:40 Who’s Riffing for US?
28:30 CASEY’S GIFT
35:00 Casey Loves Holidays
38:50 Chris’s P*nis Lately
45:00 Oh, To Have a Hobby
47:45 Pwerto Rican Lovers
49:40 Poor Brett Favre

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Casey Rocket Talks Kill Tony, Grimace and ROBO TRIPPIN' | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 191

Chris Distefano vs New York

This weeks material we have  an absolute cougar rocket of a woman sitting in the front row with her kids.  So i talked about the time my mom dated my best friends father . I tell you why i want my daughter only hanging out with the Chinese . I went up into this show within 20 minutes of me crying in a coffee shop two blocks away True story! So this one gets wild quick 

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Chris Distefano VS New York City

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Chris Distefano and Annie Lederman dive into wild stories, from Tim Dillon's 6-block Rolls-Royce joyride to a period mishap that left Chris speechless. Annie reveals her experience with Ozempic, weight loss, and her transition into hypnosis therapy, while Chris opens up about parenting challenges with his daughter’s sassy remarks. The duo also gets into wild tangents about Scott Peterson conspiracies, TSA bomb bracelet nightmares, and even Amish elbow fetishes. Don’t miss this chaotic episode packed with laughs, real-life confessions, and outrageous stories!

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4:58 Annie’s Young Asian
11:20 Former Fat Girl Energy
20:40 High School Annie
39:00 Anyone For President
46:33 Chrissy Dad-Mode
1:05:00 Chrissy No P*rn
1:17:00 Annie’s Dad 

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Riding in Tim Dillon's Rolls Royce? w/ Annie Lederman | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

I had a week in Texas babe! Went down to Joe Rogan's comedy club, The Mothership in Austin and talked about my Dad refusing to evacuate Tampa and Viagra.

Then went down to Fort Worth Texas and saw what real men look like. In Fort Worth they call guys like me, girls.

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Chris Distefano VS Texas

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This one starts with Chris trying (and failing) to guess Adam's hometown and real last name, leading to some misunderstandings. Adam shares a wild behind-the-scenes story from his time on set with Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling and from Pam & Tommy, while Chrissy talks about his struggles with anxiety and the unexpected joys of parenting. Plus, they dive into Hollywood conspiracies, Chris’s unforgettable teacher crush, and some Dr. Phil quick hits.

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12:29 Kill Tony 
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Adam Ray Talks Being Dr. Phil on Kill Tony | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 189

This week we have new material and old material dusted off and made better like a freshly circumcised penis. More stories from my time in England and a wild story about how my boys from home tried to help me clean my daughter. Come here every Sunday at 7pm EST to see the material I've been working on. Thanks for being with me along this journey. Whether you have your foreskin or not you're always welcome here. Tell your friends! Like and subscribe and set those notifications for me you big strong person you!



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Chris Distefano VS Los Angeles

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Join Chris Distefano and Hannah Berner for a hilarious ride through comedy, parenting, and the wild world of New York City! In this episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chris and Hannah react to Mayor Eric Adams' strange parenting video, share personal stories about raising kids, and laugh about unexpected discoveries (including some awkward travel finds!). Don't miss their candid takes on balancing comedy careers, haunted houses, and New York nostalgia—all wrapped up in their signature chaotic humor. Tune in for laughter, insights, and plenty of NYC flavor!

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4:50 Just Some NYC Kids
6:10 What’s a Crepe??
10:45 REALLY Small Fingers
20:38 Did Chris want to be a Dad?
26:20 How English Works Broh
31:05 Chrissy CTE
42:05 Mommy Hannah
48:20 Gouty Squad!
52:55 ERIC ADAMS GOING DOWN
58:50 Weird Ahhh Eric Adams 
1:03:10 D*ldo Warning
1:08:25 Chrissy Girl Dad
1:10:22 YANKEES SUCK
1:14:55 Sinusitis
1:18:38 Hannah History
1:26:00 Is War Cheugy? 
1:30:58 Was Lincoln Gay?
1:33:20 Was Chris Diddy’s Type??
1:37:17 Hannah’s First Pitch
1:43:10 Chrissy Go Knicks
1:56:07 The Delilah D Show

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Why Eric Adams is Under Investigation (And Chrissy Has Some Theories) w/ Hannah Berner

Another week of material from Chrissy The Communism killer ! 

This week I talk about who i really think should be president , CVS deodorant being safer than the Iron Dome, and the Chinese baby of the future . 

This is all work in progress material and each week will get better. Come see these jokes live if I’m in a city near you, always more fun live and I’ll throw a spin on them. Maybe that spin will be you!


🎤More Chris D Comedy
Website:  https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/
Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets
Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home

Chris Distefano

Chrissy New York Comedy Club

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